Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's
up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by
us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present .
. . . again!
Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing
of the tides. Let it be.
Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more
attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear
getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by
then you're stuck with her.
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do
not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!
Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you
think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would
look good with your dress?
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving
it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a
doctor.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've
been tricked before!!
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can
either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not
both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and
neither do we.
The relationship is never going to be like it was the
first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining
to your girlfriends.
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is
also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of
mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about
you.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun
formation, or monster trucks. Foreign films are best left to
foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it
doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)
BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
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